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Lakers best ever

Hey Boston, I know you have been out of the playoffs for awhile now, but just to let you know ESPN agrees that the Lakers are the greatest franchise ever.  So enjoy all your banners but know that we trump you once again.  How is that early vacation going?  KG, you still icing those knees?  Be ready for next year and probably start looking for some youth.  Are you going to keep Marbury?  He really panned out for you guys.

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Best ever

Best ever


Yet another hopeless Boston fan

Boston sucks

Boston sucks

Kaliphorya readers, I do not want to make a habit of doing this but, like that kid at school, I can not back down from a fight when I am called out.  Here we got, yet another rebuttal and yet another smack down to a misinformed Boston fan.  My reply in red.  Enjoy….

Hey you clown, the Bruins are currently cruising in the playoffs as the top contender in 2009 NHL playoffs and Boston University just won the 2009 National Championship in hockey, a year after Boston College won it.  Like I said to Locsey, we do not care about Hockey out here, its like water polo to you guys?  What is that sport?  You win there.  Although I will enjoy writing about the Sharks I mean Ducks, when they beat your Bruins in the finals….

Making up a curse to make yourself feel better is sad.  I don’t need to feel better, my team is 2-0 in the playoffs and we are healty.  Like I have said you guys played better than the Lakers last year.  You are old now and the Finals are a figment of your imagination.  That right there is enough to make me feel better.  The curse, well I am only reporting what I am seeing.  There have been a lot of injuries in Boston this past year. Pierce has flopped before I’ll give you that, but he’s earned everything spending his career in Boston and deserves nothing but respect.  I give him respect, he is from Inglewood and a fellow native.  Yet he did fake a knee injury and an elbow injury before that.  Thus bringing the curse to all Boston teams (except hockey because we don’t care about that in California).

Oh yeah, Sox are now 7-6…funny how April is too early in the baseball season to assume anything, idiot.  Once again I was just reporting what I was seeing.  You got me again.  Do you feel better?  Are you in first?  Ok.  That is all.

From 2001-2009 Boston has been the center of the sports universe, with 3 NFL Championships, 2 World Series and 1 NBA Championships, in case you forgot, with the possibility of a Stanley Cup.  That is nice and fairly impressive.  How about Southern California?  Well for starters in 2003 and 2004 USC won the Natl championship for College Football (2nd most popular sport in the US), 2000, 2001, 2002 the Lakeshow won the NBA finals.  IN 2002 the Angels won the world series and to top it off for you hockey fans the Ducks won the Stanley cup in 2007.  So from 2000-2007 The Southern California area has won 6 titles.  If we throw in final four appearances from UCLA (3) then that will add the total up to, 9, but hey lets not count that.  To say you were the center of the sports nation is comical.  And in case you forgot the Ducks have the possibility of yet another Stanley Cup.  I think the Lakers have a good chance of winning it all again this year as well.  How many playoff apperances do the Celtics have in your 2001-2009 span?  The Lakers have 9 in the past ten years.  How bout those C’s?

Yeah and still all you anti-Pats people still believe everything ESPN and Matt Walsh (where is he now?) spoon-fed you on “Spygate” which has since been reduced to background noise. So are you saying it is OK to cheat?  What is the matter, can you not win a super bowl without cheating? No one ever knows how long that practice was going on in the NFL, how often it was used and (depending on the plays) how much of an advantage it even gave a team.  Lets look at the Rams, the greatest show on turf, how did you guys an offensive team shut down the best offense we have seen in the past 100 years.  Ohh yeah, lets steal their plays and set up our D around that. Ever heard of stealing signs in baseball?Yeah, so what? Heard much of baseball teams in the past winning big games due to cheating from stealing signals? Nope, but I did hear of this one team that traded Babe Ruth.  What a bunch of morons. Hey, lets compare apples to oranges….I didn’t think so.

No matter what. What Boston has done with its sports dominance is up there with Pittsburgh’s multi-championship years and New York’s.  Didn’t the Angels and the Lakers win the title in the same year?  Know your sports history bro. Something West Coast cities have yet to achieve.  I think we did achieve this? Have fun with your small markets!  You do know that Boston has a population of 599,351 ranking number 23 in the United States.  Los Angeles has 3,834,340 and ranks second. Check it out How does this make us a small market and you a major market?  Just because ESPN HQ is closer to Boston does not make you a major market. You’ve got nothing to say to just bow because the sun rises in the east mother fucker!  I don’t get why I have to bow down.  You should bow down, because the sun sets in the west.  True the sun does rise in the east, so does that mean you bow down to the Brits?  After all your town was named after one of theirs.  Silly Boston fan, get your information together before you embarrass the rest of your sports nation next time.  On one final note, have I really pissed you off so much that you feel the need to use profanity?  Way to keep it classy.

Buck Foston

Buck Foston


JonTookEm my response to an angry commenter….

Jon Took Em is a very passionate reader of  Last night he disagreed with one of the articles I wrote in which I put a curse on Boston and its sports nation.  I love hearing from my fans and try to respond to as many of them as possible.  Below are the three, yes three comments that Jon left for me.  Lets check it out.

picture-21Lets dissect jontookem arguments to the blog.  He says that I make no coherent or logical argument.  The basis of my thesis for this article was the fact that last year and in previous years Paul Pierce has faked injuries.  Lets now look at who is injured in Boston this past year.  Starting with Baseball, do you remember that series where the BoSox played the Rays?  Big Papi was injured during the series and did not produce jack shit.  That was probably the sole difference in the series.  This year Dice K is injured as well as Smoltz.  I listed some more baseball injuries but we will stick with the “big names”.  Does anyone remember what happened to the Patriots star player last year?  Tom Brady went down for the whole season and had several complications on his knee surgery.  Ok Lets now look at the C’s this year.  Scalibrini, Powe, Allan, Rondo have all been injured this year.  Now the big name is the Big Ticket and he is not available to play in the play offs.  That seems like a lot of injuries.  I think that should explain quite a bit.

Jon wants me to explain how they won a title, won 62 games without their top player, and have a legitimate chance of getting to the Eastern Conference Finals.  Yes, you guys did win the title last year.  I did not create the curse until after the finals.  This is probably my weakest argument of the blog.  You win here.  You guys did win 62 games this year, and that is an exceptional record.  Where you are wrong is saying you did it without your best player.  As far as I am concerned KG only missed at most the last month of the NBA regular season.  So you guys did not play the whole season without your best player.  Finally, in regards to having a good shot at getting to the ECF, well hey that phrase explains a a lot.  I know in Los Angeles we as fans and the players consider the season a failure if we get anything less than an NBA title.  It sounds like you are already admitting defeat.  I don’t think the Lakeshow did that when Bynum and Ariza were not available for the playoffs last year.  Its all good though.  The ECF is good, no really it is.

He then tells me that “You might forget about the fact that not every good team can win everywhere”.   As a reader I am kind of lost on this phrase, please write back and further expand on this.  Jon writes “I think getting to the ECF finals and being a couple wins away from winning a title is a pretty good accomplishment”.  Yeah that is a really good accomplishment if you are the Sacramento Kings or the Los Angeles Clippers but you are the Celtics, nice attitude and way to give up.  Where is your guys fight?  I now see what Boston nation is truly made of.  Like I said above, when we didn’t have Bynum we still thought we could win the Finals.  I guess that is the difference between aspiring for greatness and settling for mediocrity.

Jon asked me what I accomplished.  Well I received a BA in Communication, played four years of Division 1 tennis, in the fourth grade I was student of the month, in high school I won four section championships and was on the Honor Roll, ohh yeah and I created the post it, well not the last but everything else is legit.   What have you accomplished jontokem?

Jon asked me how many titles I have won.  I am curious if you are asking me or how many titles my teams have won?  I am going to presume that you are asking how many titles my teams have won.  There is a really good blog that broke down sports between Boston and Los Angeles.  As the author clearly shows LA is the dominate sports town.  Feel free to check it out.

Dodgers have 18 baseball titles

Red Sox have 7

The Rams, Raiders, Trojans, and Bruins have 14 football titles

The Patriots, BC, Harvard, Tufts, and Northeastern have 14 (10 of those were from Harvard when there were about 3 football teams in college football)

Lakers and Bruins combine for 20 (that is not counting the ones we won in Minneapolis)

The Celtics, BC, Harvard, Tufts, and Northeastern have 17

LA is titletown, boston sucks Click on this link to see specifics.

Jon Took Em, please feel free to write back if you have any more problems, arguments, or questions in regards to this post.  Thanks a lot….


If I lived in Boston I would hate Los Angeles as well….



Marbury a leprechaun killer!!!!

The self titled Starbury is free from NYC. He is set lose in the NBA just in time for the the Boston leprechauns to pick him up. All bean land fans are hoping that they truly can pull all of that luck out of the weed they have as their half court logo and not have mr selfish ruin their aging team.
I can see it now. Stabury is going to be taking time away from Rajon Rondo. Rajon will be pissed his PT is down and start getting pissed in the locker room, practice, and time outs. That team fusion KG and Jesus Shuttleworth brought to leprechaun land will be tested. Guys will be split. Marbrry is going to demand the lime light and not buy into the system. When it comes down to it, the guy who has the ball has all of the power. Do you truly think that after five games Marbury will pass the ball when its time to be a hero? I don’t think so. The C’s once they do land Marbury is like having a brain transplant that has Cancer. It will spread throught that locker room faster than the leprechaun bounces away with that pot of Gold.
Brining Starbury into the Boston de-compost pile will officially make the NBA finals this year be a match up between the Cavs and Lakeshow.
It is ever so apparent that Boston is one year older and one year slower. To counteract this they are going to bring in a selfish, hotshot hoopster that is not going to fit in the system. The beans are afraid of the depth of the lakeshow. This dumbest thing the C’s could have done last year was let PO-Z go.
I am predicting it now that they don’t make it past the Cavs and we will finally get to see Kobe face Bronbreezy in the NBA finals where it will be ever apparent that KB24 is the true MVP.

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