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23
Jul
09

The LeBron Dunk

So I just watched the LeBron dunk and man it was lame.  It was a good dunk and LeBron got there late.  I am not impressed, Nike geeked out and it did not live up to the hype.  Shame on you LeBron….

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22
Jul
09

The batting stance guy

After Mannys pinch hit Grand Slam, I was talking a bit of trash on facebook.  My buddy Yosh had this link posted on his status update.  This dude is hilarious and very talented.  He can imitate any player in MLB history.  Get through the first two minutes of the video and you will enjoy.  A true master piece for any baseball lover….Check it out below….

19
Jul
09

You think it is hot where you live?

I thought I was hot, then I went on weather.com and looked up death valley, and this is what came up.Picture 3Picture 4
Picture 1

17
Jul
09

Girls and their legs

Chances are there is at least one picture of you with some friends on the Internet.  Whether it be facebook, myspace, or the more popular twitpick, you can be found online.  Yesterday night I was looking at some pictures of my friends who I have not seen in some time.  This was when I came across the most random discovery ever on facebook.

Pick out a female friend on facebook and look through their pictures. I would say that every picture where there you can see their whole body, there is at least one girl standing with one leg locked tight and the other slightly bent.  Now choose a guys profile and look at all of his full body shots.  Both legs straight up looking very normal.

Why do girls have the need to bend their legs when they are taking a picture?  Nine pictures out of ten there is at least one if not all girls bending their leg.  I have never noticed this before but until I get a reason why they do this, it will annoy me.  There really is no logical reason to bend one leg and lock the other.

On top of bending the leg I love how girls always turn sideways for a picture.  If it is a picture of just dudes, they are all facing forward.  Yet with girls you have both side facing the middle where the center piece is the only one facing the camera.  Why do they do this as well?

Maybe I have to much time on my hands to notice this stuff, but ladies can you please inform me.  Hopefully you all have a great Friday and when that camera comes out tonight, be aware of how you are standing, I bet you do not even realize you do it.

Example 1

Example 1

Example 2

Example 2

Boy and Girl boy=stright leg girl=?

Boy and Girl boy=stright leg girl=?

Once again look at the guys and then the girls

Once again look at the guys and then the girls

16
Jul
09

recovery.govs budget FAIL

Just the other day I was surfing the status updates and links on facebook when I came across an interesting article.  A fellow class mate of mine from high school posted a story how Obama is redesiging the website Recovery.Gov.  At a first glance I was a little excited for this due to the fact that currently it is more confusing than a blind person trying to put together a 10,000 piece jig saw puzzle.

For those of you who do not know what the recovery.gov site is let me explain.  One of President Obamas big promises while campaigning to become president was to let the American people know where their tax dollars were going to be spent.  We could all go online to the website and see up to the day information where our tax money was going, and how it was being spent to help us get out of the recession we are experiencing.

Upon further review of the article, I got very frustrated.  President Obama is spending 18 million dollars to rebuild this site.  Eighteen million dollars to the government is like $180.00 to you or me.  Granted this is a small amount compared to our ever increasing debt yet it is still a significant number.  Eighteen million dollars sounds like a lot of money, but with the web and big sites you never know how much things cost to fix.  Technology is confusing that way.

Luckily, I have a very good friend who deals with big companies, websites, protocols, and values.  The company he works for deals with the biggest names out there.  Due to anonymity I will not disclose the company or the clients they have but if you were to watch television I could guarantee that you would probably see on average two of his clients commercials every commercial break.  He deals with big names and even bigger companies.

All that credibility aside I asked him how much it would cost for a company like a Nike, Adidas, Apple, or Coke to completely rebuild their site.  He referenced one of his clients that his team just rebuilt a site for and it came out to half a million dollars.  High end of things we would be looking at around a million dollars.

I then asked if eighteen million was a bogus number.  He laughed at me as though I were joking and said it was an extremely bogus number unless your name was Mark Zukerberg (creator of Facebook).  Social networks could come close to that number but chances are still not 18 mil.

With all of this information, I am very curious to see how the new recover.gov turns out.  Why spend 17.5 million more than you need to?  This is the problem with the government.  There are so many small things that they overspend on it adds up and continues to build upon this recession.  Is this site going to have the capabilities of facebook, myspace, twitter, and wordpress all wrapped into one?  What could you possibly build for 18 million dollars? A bigger recession?

For all of you lefties, I am not putting the recession blame on Obama because it has been years and years in the making.  Starting with Clinton for pushing Freddie Mack and Fannie Mae to give out home loans to anyone and everyone even if they were nor qualified.  It did then jump to George Bush and the eight expensive years overseas, now leading to President Obama and all the barrels of pork he is passing.  No one particular side is solely to blame.  It has been a collective effort.  I just wish they knew how to manage a budget and not waste money.

ECON 101…….Why pay $180.00 for a widget when you could pay five dollars for the very same widget?  That is the correlation to how much our government is overpaying on this widget.  Quite ridiculous.

This is the original site…..

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16
Jul
09

French tennis and their kissing

Richard Gasquet, just got some great news that he will no longer be suspended from the tour for two years.  The amount of coke found in this French players system was very minimal.  Yet he still tested positive for coke.  Upon further talks with the governing body of the ITF his suspension was revoked and he is cleared to play.

When asked the reason for the positive drug test, Gasquet said it must have been from kissing a female named Pamela at a night club in Miami.  There was a French DJ spinning the club that night which was notoriously known for the usages of coke among other drugs.

My question to the federation is how stupid are you?  The last time I checked you snort cocaine.  Was Gasquet making out with this chicks nose?  Did she have a booger and he offered to help her remove it with his tongue?  I know the nasal path way does connect with our throat.  Maybe Richard was taking french kissing to a whole new level by trying to lick Pamela’s stomach by sticking his tongue down her throat.

Needless to say we will never know the truth, but doesn’t this excuse sound like that classic situation you faced in high school?  You come home past curfew a couple of drinks deep.  You have to give your parents a kiss good night, which is their way of smelling your breath.  You go in for quick peck and your mom stops you.  What is on your breath junior?  Ughhhh I was making out with a girl who was drinking quite a bit.  Then you father sits up and says, “that’s my boy”.  You go off to your room, enjoy your buzz, and get off clean.  Way to go Gasquet.  Original lie.

So French

So French

15
Jul
09

Writers Block

Serious case of writers block mixed with a lack of time.  Working on fixin it right now kids….Stay tuned




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